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We basically just want every guy to dress like this every day:
Hip hop around the sock/
Indie rock below the cock/
Corporate all around the chest/
Topped off with his motorcycle best.
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darlin, we have no idea where you’re goin with yr little green scarf tied so audreyhepburn around yr neck, and yr white oxford and silvery-white vest, but we want to be there next time you shave yr head.
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hey, dodgeball boys. we’d like to see you mudcage-wrestle paulie bleeker. especially shorty matt damon on the right.
what are you, the new john hughes wet dream? this photo makes us feel squirmishly gross + dirty inside, like a computer nerd just depantsed himself and turned out to be a lufthansa airline steward, but we somehow think this is good.
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