Seriously, Ms. Bliss? Is this necessary? Must you torture us so? Roman servant-boy fantasies. Being pulled by chain. By us into our bedroom. That is what your jewelry inspires. Brute, indeed.
We basically just want every guy to dress like this every day:
Hip hop around the sock/
Indie rock below the cock/
Corporate all around the chest/
Topped off with his motorcycle best.
alex turner of the arctic monkeys + alexa chung of mtv are just like every brooklyn indie couple: a skinny girl with good style + an even skinnier boy with even better style.
darlin, we have no idea where you’re goin with yr little green scarf tied so audreyhepburn around yr neck, and yr white oxford and silvery-white vest, but we want to be there next time you shave yr head.
two not so indie boys make gay indie love with their eyes.
oh my god. chris isaak finally has true meaning.
hey, dodgeball boys. we’d like to see you mudcage-wrestle paulie bleeker. especially shorty matt damon on the right.
what are you, the new john hughes wet dream? this photo makes us feel squirmishly gross + dirty inside, like a computer nerd just depantsed himself and turned out to be a lufthansa airline steward, but we somehow think this is good.
adorably charming boys in luxembourg who look like they could still be in prep school but only listen to indie bands are tops.